Chain Gang

I had one of those Gopher Pick Up and Reaching Tool when I was pregnant because my stomach was too big to bend over.

 

Now, I have one because I'm just too lazy. I use it so much that I get a blister on my finger from the repetitious trigger pulling. I walk around the house with one of those Crunch Can over one shoulder and pick up toys with my apparatus.

All I need now is an orange jumpsuit and a section of highway.