It's all about the "O"

Mike is in love with with that hussy on TV that does the commercials for She flips her hair and her voice is all breathy as she says "it's all about the O". I react to this woman as though I have just licked a sock and there Mike is, frozen, transfixed by her. It was cute when he was in love with Debbie Stapley from DIY crafts, but this woman...? It is almost more than I can bear.