Bait & Switch

There is a period of time between when Mike wakes up and when I decide to go into his room and get him out of his crib. Often King will go in and keep Mike company until I decide I'm ready to deal with him.

This is what was going when King came out and said,

"Mom, want to see what I did to Michael's and my life?"

I was very intrigued, and just a little scared. However, as you can see, the reality of this "life change" was a little disappointing.