This is Curtis

I found King in the laundry room with all the band-aids strewn across the floor.

ME: Did you hurt yourself?

KING: No, it's for Curtis.

ME: (confused) What? (Curtis is in the other room watching t.v. and I've never known him to wear a band-aid... EVER.)

KING: Not the Curtis you are married to.

ME: (really confused) What are you talking about?

KING: This is Curtis.

He holds up a vial of blue glitter.

Thanks for clearing that up for me. By the way, Curtis is so not blue glitter.