Potty Mouth

I cleaned the bathroom. I cannot fully express to you how disgusting it was. In desperation, I sponged the whole thing down with a bucket of bleach.

The exercise has not left me with much optimism about my future in this area. Living with three males: two independent urinators and one future dribbler, it looks as though the amount of pee that will MISS the toilet and end up on my scrub sponge is only doomed to increase.

I know that my gripe is as old as "why can't you remember to put the toilet seat down?" But I cannot help but ask those of the "member" gender: Considering you've had since age three (I feel I'm being generous here) to hone your skills, why the hell isn't your aim any better?