Ring Bell for Service

King has named his belly-button "Bell". At least, I hope it's "Bell" and not "Belle". I don't know what this is all about, but I'm working to get to the bottom of it. King is not giving up much information. Mike has a new found fascination with his belly-button, so maybe this is King's way of saying  "pay attention to me, I'm cute, too". Or maybe he just wanted to name his belly-button. I DON'T KNOW and YES, I MUST MAKE EVERYTHING THIS COMPLICATED. I knew of a kid once who played with his belly-button so much that he wore a hole in all his shirts from all the fiddling. Mike lifts up his shirt, so we don't have to worry about that. WHEW!

Speaking of my gifted children... we are supposed to find out King's test scores today. We'll see if these people are smart enough to figure out that my child is a genius.