Steak-Out

Conversations with Mike:

 

#1

"Mom, I'm gonna watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules today."

"O.K."

"Did you know that movie is so popular it didn't even come out in theaters? It went straight to 'On Demand'!"

[Insert boring Mom explanation of how "straight to DVD" = "predictable box office flop"]

 

#2

"Mom, where are we going tonight?"

"A BBQ."

"Aaaawwww. I don't like BBQ. I like steak. Why can't we go to a steak-out?"

[There was indeed steak there, which Mike choked on and threw up in my napkin. Steak-outs are fun!]