I Didn't Win My Curtis Doll

Sad news today. I did not win the buttoned-up doll version of my husband.

Folk Man Doll by Pepperstitches

Perhaps it's for the better. When I showed my kids the above picture, Mike said, "It looks like Mr. White." 

Mr. White Blows by Casablanca

Also, based on the feedback I've gotten from other people regarding this picture of Curtis... 

People should make dolls in my honor.

...I might as well get one of these instead:

I pity the fool.