I just started reading aloud to the boys the book Little Britches: Father and I Were Ranchers by Ralph Moody.
Mike looked at the title and asked,
What if the "r" was missing?
My response was:
Um... How do you know that word?
Both boys looked at their father.
Me? I don't use that word.
To which King responded:
What about that time you kept saying to us 'What up, Bitches?'